Certified Unmotivated · Enabling Laziness · Author of "Good Enough"
For 15+ years I've been helping people do the bare minimum and feel great about it. Trusted by people who needed an excuse.
Because "good enough" is a perfectly valid life philosophy.
Meet Your Enabler
Look, we both know you're not going to stick to the meal plan. Why pretend? I specialize in making you feel slightly better about your terrible choices. My philosophy: if it hurts, stop doing it.
How We Waste Time
Show up, stretch for 20 minutes, complain about your knee, go home. One-on-one training sessions tailored to your specific goals, schedule, and fitness level. In-person or virtual.00/month.
Book a SessionPay for 10 sessions, attend 3, ignore my texts for a month. I keep the money.
Learn MoreYou tell me what you ate, I sigh heavily and tell you to drink more water.
Get StartedFamous People Who Have Not Hired Me
People Who Settled
"I haven't lost any weight, but I feel much less guilty about eating a whole sleeve of Oreos. Worth every penny."
Professional Sitter
"He let me count walking from the parking lot as my warm-up. Best trainer ever."
Avoids Stairs
"I pay him mostly so I can tell my friends I have a personal trainer. We just talk about reality TV."
Status Seeker
Published Works
@aggressive.mediocrity
Last Chance
Spots are limited because I like taking long naps in the afternoon.