Premium Objects
We take ordinary objects, paint them matte black, and charge you 400% more. You will buy them anyway.
Object of the Month
It's a sphere. Made of concrete. It costs $45. We don't know what it's for either, but people keep buying it.
Bestseller
Blobs
A sphere. Made of concrete.
$45
Award Winning
Surfaces
Looks great, feels terrible.
$890
Paradox
Concepts
A mirror you can't see yourself in.
$220
Useless
Concepts
Tells no time. Looks great.
$180
