Garments. Technically.
Must-haves that won't fit, and that's the point.
New Arrivals
A jacket that fits everywhere except where it matters. Technically wearable. Arguably presentable.
Shop JacketsThe "Essentials"
Basics
Exactly like every other grey sweatshirt, but ours has a better story and a worse fit.
$85
Bottoms
Will require 6 months of wear to become comfortable.
$399
Footwear
Will be dirty within 24 hours.
$95
Accessories
For carrying your other overpriced purchases.
$85
The Collection
Every piece is designed to fit most of your body most of the time. The rest is your problem.
Browse the MisfitsOur Process
We spent three years traveling the globe to find the perfect cotton. We didn't find it, so we just bought the same fabric everyone else uses and hired a better copywriter.
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Impulse purchase while unable to sleep. Regret in the morning.
Our sizes are suggestions. A Medium might fit. It might not. Only one way to find out.
Learn MoreYou can return items within 14 days if unworn, unwashed, and accompanied by a written explanation.
Learn MoreWe ship within 3-5 business days, or whenever we feel like it.
Learn MoreCollections
Essentials
But ours are better. Probably. We think.
Outerwear
Investment pieces. That's what we call them.
Accessories
Socks for $45. You're welcome.