You just want to wake up. We want to talk to you about elevation, soil acidity, and the exact temperature of the water. Let's compromise: you give us $14, we give you a bag of beans.
Our Mission
We believe coffee is a craft, an art form, and most importantly, a way to charge significantly more than Dunkin' Donuts.
Learn More (If You Must)
Current Obsession
A high-caffeine single origin that tastes like anxiety and blueberries. Sourced from a farm we visited once and photographed extensively.
Buy This OneWhy We're Better
We email farmers about microclimate data. They find it exhausting.
We roast to within 0.5°C of our target. You won't taste the difference.
Our baristas will correct your pronunciation of "espresso."
The Roaster
Our head roaster has strong opinions about water temperature that they will share with you whether you asked or not.
Meet the Team
The Menu
Each drink is prepared with unnecessary precision and explained to you in more detail than you asked for.
Community
Join a community of people who will judge you for ordering a latte.
Visit Us
123 Gentrification Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11201
Pleasanton, CA 94566
| Monday – Thursday | 7:00 AM – 6:00 PM |
| Friday – Saturday | 7:00 AM – 7:00 PM |
| Sunday | 8:00 AM – 6:00 PM |
(718) 555-BEAN
hello@overpricedbean.water
Loyalty Program
Spend $500 on coffee, get a free bag worth $14. It's a great deal for us.