Executive Manipulation Coaching
Learn how to mask your imposter syndrome with aggressive corporate jargon and passive-aggressive Slack messages.
Trusted by executives who peaked in middle management and haven't stopped talking about it.
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After bankrupting three startups and alienating everyone who ever worked for me, I realized my true calling: teaching others how to avoid accountability.
My proprietary DEFLECT™ framework teaches you how to take credit for your team's successes while seamlessly blaming them for your strategic failures. Results guaranteed or your money is still mine.
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Because it asks you to change.
Other coaches want you to "be vulnerable" and "admit mistakes." That's not leadership, that's therapy. We teach you to project confidence regardless of competence.
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Before this coaching, I used to apologize when I made mistakes. Now I just say "I think there's a misalignment in our expectations." "I haven't apologized in 3 years."
VP of Vague Strategy
I learned how to schedule 4:30 PM Friday meetings just to assert dominance. My team hates me, but my boss thinks I'm a go-getter. "My team hates me, but my boss loves me."
Director of Burnout
The module on CCing Their Manager on Minor Corrections completely changed my career trajectory. "The CC module changed my career."
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Foundation
Make your team question their own memory of what you explicitly asked them to do yesterday.
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How to demand autonomy from your boss while giving absolutely none to your direct reports.
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Speak for 45 minutes without saying anything actionable. "Let's double-click on that synergy."
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March 15–16, 2027 · Las Vegas, NV
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How I Climbed the Corporate Ladder by Stepping on Everyone
A raw, unfiltered account of how to navigate corporate politics without ever developing actual skills.
Includes 47 ready-to-use excuses and a handy chart for determining who to blame in any situation.
12 Weeks on the Bestseller List (Self-Reported)
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