Long-form takes on things that don't matter.
By Hungry Writer
By Anxious Writer
We wrote 8,000 words about why the font on the new subway signs is indicative of late-stage capitalism. You will read the first paragraph and close the tab.
By By Someone With a MFA
Trending Anxiety
By Flora Green
By Tech Bro
By Brooklyn Writer
How a $4 breakfast sandwich became a $4 status symbol.
New studies suggest oxygen might be problematic.
What does it mean? Are they mad at me? A 12-part investigation.
By Paranoid Writer
An exhaustive, unnecessary guide to public hydration.
It took us six months and three cases of dysentery, but we finally have the definitive list of where to drink water for free.
By Thirsty Writer
Why the blockbuster hit failed to address my specific niche interests.
By Film Snob
The cover looks great on my coffee table.
By Book Snob
And if you have, I liked them before you did.
By Music Snob
Why paying $50,000 for nothing is actually brilliant.
By Art Snob
Daily Dread
We will send you three long articles a day that you will feel guilty for not reading.
