Luxury Beauty
Skincare for People Who've Given Up on Everything Else
You can't control the economy, the climate, or your dating life. But you can control the hydration levels of your forehead. Focus on what matters.
Luxury Beauty
You can't control the economy, the climate, or your dating life. But you can control the hydration levels of your forehead. Focus on what matters.
The Founder
After a particularly bad week in 2019, our founder decided that if she couldn't fix her life, she could at least fix her skin. She was wrong about the skin too, but the products smell great.
She has a chemistry degree from a school you've heard of and uses it primarily to make up ingredient names that sound scientific.
Press
Vague Magazine
Best in Beauty
"Smells incredible. Does it work? Who can say."
Beauty Quarterly
Editor's Pick
"I bought it. I'm not sure why. I'll buy it again."
Skincare Weekly
Cult Status
"My dermatologist told me to stop buying so many serums."
Honest Review
Worth It?
"Probably not. But the packaging is stunning."
Customer Reviews
"I don't know if it works. My skin looks the same. But the jar is beautiful and I feel like I'm doing something. That's enough."
"My dermatologist told me to stop buying so many serums. I bought two more. Five stars."
"I've spent more on this brand than on my car payments. I have no regrets and also no savings. Highly recommend."
Clinical Results
The Science
We take basic dermatological principles
Add a proprietary botanical extract that sounds vaguely French
Package it in heavy frosted glass and charge $89
Loyalty Program
Join our loyalty program and earn points toward more products you don't need.
Buy new products before they sell out and you have time to think.
A free sample worth $5 on your birthday. We remembered.
Attend events where we tell you about more products to buy.
The Journal
May 2, 2024
February 19, 2024
